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Starscope - Celeb prediction: Nyambane

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Published on Monday, 28 July 2008 07:33
A stint as a comedian with famous Reddykyulas trio is what jumpstarted his career. We all loved him even as he tried his hand at music though he blatantly ‘sucked’ while singing. Truth be told, co-hosting the morning breakfast show at Kiss FM earned him a massive fan base and even forgot his real name and we continue address him as Nyambane. However, fame and power blinded Baby J Nyambs and he soon became big-headed. He threatened to quit his job one too many times and when the bosses had had enough of his selfish antics, they let him go.

Immediate future

Nyambane, so says the stars, is destined to keep managing and publicising Linda Muthama (former TPF1 runner up) to maintain her celebrity status. After helping her launch her album a few weeks ago at a well attended party, Nyambs will realise that he cannot go on riding on Linda’s fame and will start focusing on the Altimate Band. Nyambs will be pushing his luck when he signs up Alvan and we’ll all wonder how long the band will exist with two lead singers with massive egos. His efforts to make ends meet will be enhanced by his recent Harpic advertisement 

Long-term future

We are not sure if he is ever going back to radio and with his flopped single Sweet Banana, we doubt he is about to re-launch his music career. The Reddykulas days are also long gone. However, with the money he will have collected from the bands corporate performances, the former king of radio will purchase a huge banana plantation somewhere in Kisii. At the same time he will try hosting a stand up comedy show dubbed Papy Che Nyams, which will terribly flop. While in Kisii, he will join his employees in farming. And having learnt from KJ, run for M.P. every five years in Nyabikae or Kebiringo, of course with zero success.